Big Gary is a STANDARD sized donkey! Again standard not mini! He is a no-nonsense guardian donkey who *actually* clocks in! This isn't your average pasture pet, Big Gary takes his job VERY seriously. He's got a bray that'll make intruders question their life choices and a stare that says, "Not on my watch, buddy." He patrols with purpose, kicks with conviction, and ensures your property is safer than a vault full of carrots. Don't just protect your peace of mind, *donkey-guard* it! Hire Big Gary! – because your security deserves a professional with four hooves and a perfect attendance record!!